For the first installment of the "Fucked Up Friday" we will review a friend's folly. My best friend, who for the sake of privacy will be referred to as Juggelette, began her sexual career extremely early. Her career has reached many heights, but has also seen some extreme lows. Today we will examine one of those lows.
When a young "lady" loves a man, or person with a penis, they may decide to share their love in an act we all call sex. The young couple may be inexperienced, but they know they don't want the added responsibility of teenage pregnancy. Buying condoms when you're 14 can be a truly embarrassing experience, probably too embarrassing and expensive for the average preteen. So, what is a sexually active young "lady" to do? Improvise.
When one is needing to have sex and is looking to use unconventional protection one will look to the most common items in their surroundings. One may very well look to plastic wrap, a plastic bag, or...possibly...a...Walmart bag. Yes, a Walmart bag can double as a contraceptive. The effectiveness in this case was 100%. (Thank God) However, I cannot guarantee it's effectiveness, so use at your own risk.
That's it. Pretty fucked up, huh? So what is the weirdest thing you have ever used as a makeshift condom? What would you have done if you were in Juggelette's position?
Also, we will hear more about Juggelette's story in the future.
Next Episode: Slutty Saturday...
I think I know someone that did that. I believe they also tried using saran wrap. Ha ha.
ReplyDeleteI love it. I bet it was noisy and uncomfortable. But kudos to her for doing whatever it takes!
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