With 100% of the precincts reporting we are going to say that this poll is too close to call.
We have a tie between Mazda Miata and a Jeep Wrangler. In the event of a tie I get to decide. My analysis is below.
Mazda Miata
Small wannabe sports car. Not overly manly, so okay for a cocksucker to drive. Really only a fag's car, not much dyke appeal.
Jeep Wrangler
Rugged all terrain vehicle. Oozing with masculinity. The wannabe macho fags and dykes both love this vehicle.
I've made my decision.
The winner is.... the Jeep Wrangler.
The dykes swayed my vote. Be sure to vote in the new pole.
Still up...Textacular Tuesday
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