Friday, February 22, 2013

Fucked Up Friday

Welcome to another exciting installment of Fucked Up Friday!

I went with another story from a close friend for this installment.  We will call her Melons.  Melons will most likely be the topic of another story or 500 in this blog.  I would remember her, if I was you.

Melons, like Juggelette, was a very pretty girl.  (Yeah, I'm being nice, so no nasty-grams about including either of you in the blog)  They both got lots of attention, for different reasons.  So one night after a lot of drinks...I MEAN A LOT OF DRINKS...Melons decided she wanted some company for the night.  She went home with a man.

Melons was unfortunately on her period.  Oh no!  What's a girl to do?  Melons went home with the guy, and did the right thing.  She disclosed her condition.  The man was unphased.  (A real trooper or freak)  So things continued to progress, and eventually both people were naked.  (Scandalous)  Sexy time was upon them.  The man reached down, yanked out her tampon, and through it across the room.  Graphical depiction below...


Well if the story ended there it would be funny.  However, the story doesn't end there.

Melons and the man have a wonderful night of drunken passion.  Melons stays the night, and they wake up together the next morning.  The man gets up and Melon begins to look for her tampon.  She finds it!!!!  Here is where the story takes a turn....

One version has Melons throwing the tampon away.  (How thoughtful!)

Another version has Melons reinserting the tampon and leaving.  (Resourceful!)

I will let the audience decide what is more likely.  So that's it...pretty fucked up, huh?

Next Up:  Saturday's Subscriber Solicitation...

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